Monday, May 25, 2009

Land of the Free.....for NOW!

Today is Memorial Day & the perfect opportunity for me to tell you the truth; if we don't get our heads out of the sand in lieu of another term....we may be speaking a foreign language & i don't mean Spanish. I mean Chinese or worse Russian. The 2 main reasons we are the land of the free in my opinion is geography & that we have the best military in the world. In the past, it was highly unlikely another country would mess with us because we had real men as President of this country. With the exception of Jimmy Carter's 4 worthless years, we have had stand up guys that wouldn't take shit from other countries & hence they feared us. Fear is good by the way as is respect. We kept rogue nations at bay with embargos & supporting rebel causes around the world who opposed these governments. Now we have a spineless president who wants to sit down & talk with every rogue country in the world. This shows nothing but weakness & will put our men & women of our militaries at risk as well as our citizens traveling abroad. If the great people of the U.S. elected me President...I'll wait until you regain consciousness....I would limit entry into this country from only friendly approved nations & I would cut off every dime of aid to any country that thinks we are arrogant. We have earned the right to have a swagger as thousands of Americans have lost their lives & orphaned their children freeing countries from aggression. No other country has given so much but is hated so deeply. I say F___K them all. I would do away with Secretary of State too as this would only confuse people....bye bye Hillary.
Please remember today that we are the land of the free & the home of the brave. We don't owe anyone an apology when terrorist surround themselves with women & children causing innocent loss of life. Support our troops & their families as they are making the ultimate sacrifice so we can drink beer, grill out & play by the pool! Next time you see a soldier in uniform, stop them & tell them you appreciate their service. It is a moment of your time but means the world to these brave men & women. Oh & the next time you over hear some bleeding heart, liberal Democrat bashing our military...offer to buy them a glass of shut the fuck up!
Cheers,
Rip
treasure hunter & proud American
p.s. BigBoy was detained by the Memphis P.D. for unruly speech but I paid them off
with BBQ & coldies.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Just got out of prison...wrongly accused of course!

Zoltar the Great & I found him in the Big Easy. I spent about $10 worth of quarters & got alot of predictions into my future. These will be listed in no correct order as i was drunk & people were staring at me.
#1-UT football will be better in 2009( I yelled No Shit! no refund policy)
#2-You will go on a long journey(8 hr drive back to Nashville)
#3-Soon you will be sitting on top of the World(could mean many things)
4#-there will be old love rekindeled...maybe(still working out my relationship w/Jennifer)
5#-you are moving in the right direction(finally incorporated OnMeWay & opened my biz bank account)
6#-you will relive first time memories & smile(been drinking Busch beer again-headed to the mountains at 14)
7#-Expect many people to look at you & think you are really cool or a freak(no downside here as i really couldn't care less what people think)
8#-You will travel to a forbiden land before some dumbass liberal makes it legal.(could be North Korea, Iran but i'm leaning towards Cuba)
9#-You will offend millions of religious fanatics by drinking beer & eating lots of swine(has to be Memphis in may BBQ Championships)
10#-you will go in the direction of your dreams & live the life you've imagined!(maybe I carry this one around with me)
Well, Zoltar has spoken & i must believe that he is all knowing. My future is bright hence i always wear shades but never indoors cuz that ain't cool. I'm sorry for the lapse & i vow to update my website & blog more. Until next time, always remember..."Don't worry about dying today as it is already tomorrow in Australia!"
Cheers,
Rip
treasure hunter
www.onmeway.com