25 likes & dislikes....Vol 2

In my last post I mentioned that it wouldn't take long for someone to piss me off & trigger my 25 dislikes. I'll start there.


1.brain dead rednecks-Dad always said he disliked them worse than bad blacks(trying to keep it clean), because they were born with the advantage of being born white & just didn't get it.





2.Democrats-they want to help people who don't want to help themselves & that is stupidity in it's simplest form.





3.Mean hearted people-I've hurt people throughout my life but I never did it intentionally...mean people do.





4. the common fly-no real purpose for their existence but to gross me out!





5.no turn on red sign-most broken law by me





6.metal clothes hangers-they really piss me off





7.the idea that world peace is possible.....it isn't, people have been fighting since the beginning of time.





8.giving money to countries that hate us & conspire against us! fuck them & let them eat sand





9.neck ties-i consider them a noose on my soul





10.traitors-in a time of war they should be executed(you know who you are)





11.allergies-no fun living in Tennessee





12.ear & nose hair-it is gross, keep it trimmed. manscape the other as well.





13.the French-this one is more of a hate. their arrogance amazes me for a chicken shit country that won't stand up for itself. We should of let Germany keep them.





14.not being able to get breakfast & lunch at the same time at McDonalds(egg mctasty,country ham biscuit & fries)





15.traffic jams that last forever & when you get to the cause of the delay....you still can't figure out why traffic was slowed.





16.cheap people-I'd rather you stand over my grave & call me an asshole(that can be true) than to call me cheap. spend it....you can't take it with you





17.cats-they are Satan's creatures plus I'm allergic to them. could be worse.....i could be allergic to the other.





18.Van Hagar-Van Halen is my favorite band & Sammy Hagar should never have followed Diamond David Lee Roth.





19.men driving chick convertibles-miatas & sebrings ain't cool





20.i really dislike the word mandatory-it implies authority over me



21.cemeteries-people should never be put in the ground. Cremate me & spread half of me over God's stadium(Neyland) & the other half over the Great Barrier Reef



22.Haveto Day-Mondays



23.women who are so insecure they have to separate their men from their friends. i lost a wife & best friend for that reason



24.crazy women-i don't care who screwed you up.....it wasn't me



25.last but not least I ABSOLUTELY DISLIKE THE ENTIRE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION & THE CURRENT SEATED CONGRESS!!!!!!!!!! YA'LL SUCK



Well, I feel better. Now you know what I like & what I dislike.

Cheers,

Rip Pewett
p.s. ohhhhhh, and the picture is of Vanderbilt's Memorial Gym....I hate Vanderbilt fans.

My 25 likes & dislikes

I go through my daily routine & usually find humor in all situations; I guess it is a type of coping mechanism so I don't blow a fuse but every now & again I feel the need to vent....so here goes. I will start on a positive note so we all understand that my glass is over half full to say the least.

25 likes

1.UT & college football-the history, the rivalries & the excitement not to mention the whole game day experience(45 days until season opener)

2.scuba diving-there is so much beauty in the ocean, so much freedom when you dive & I am in a sunny locale.

3. 1972 Olds Cutlass Supreme Convertible-it is yellow.

4.the smell of wood burning-even when my house burned to the ground as a kid I still liked the way it smelled-it was mentioned that I was probably in shock.

5.Seafood-i feel for people that don't like scrimps,lobster,grouper,scallops & fried craw claws.

6.My passport-my legal document that allows me to take adventures all over the world.

7.having a sense of humor....if you ain't got one, you are boring!

8.banana puddin-have had 2 sweet young vixens that claim to make the best in the world...1 does;)
9.roller coasters- love the thrill of being out of control & going fast!

10.Cold beer.....it is my vice, my relaxation juice & my social beverage of choice.

11.movies via Netflix...i can escape reality on the futon, i can pause to go potty or get another glass of vino.
12.Thongs-something soooooo sexy about seeing a hottie w/thongs peeking out at me

13.rewarding myself with a present. we all work hard(sometimes) & it is nice to say fuck it.....i want this
14.diet mt dew.....I'm all jacked up on diet mt dew! i don't drink coffee & I've probably had 10 glasses of ice tea my entire life
15.the beach.....I'm a big fan of the white beaches of the panhandle of Florida...lots of great memories from childhood, college & as an adult
16.living in the greatest country in the World....yep it is, just travel anywhere & you will see that we have it pretty damn good compared to everyone else.
17.the Internet....porn, UT football,google,buy stuff, plan travel....my website www.onmeway.com
etc.....
18.the sun....yes it makes life possible but I'm talking about all the fun in the sun...poolside w/girls in bikinis, getting a tan & riding around topless
19.extended travel....6 weeks in Australia w/nothing to do but have adventure after adventure is one of the most liberating experiences you will ever have.
20.Committee of one....being single allows me to do whatever the hell I want!

21.giving....my time, my money & anything that someone needs or likes better than I like it
22.Chinese food, Mexican food & fish tacos......good stuff!
23.tall women 5'9" & above to ride this ride.....it is my niche market cuz tall girls like to be able to wear heels, be small & feel safe.
24.watching planes fly overhead....commercial airliners make me wonder where i will be going next, military planes make me wonder who we are gonna light up next....I'm a huge war hawk
25.....last but most important...I like my memories. It is the only thing you would have if you were on a beach naked.
O.K. that pretty much sums up my likes & I think I will stop there. I'm on a way too positive note to start bashing on my dislikes! Don't worry, somebody will piss me off soon enough & my next post will be my dislikes.
Cheers,
Rip Pewett likes.......

4th of July-Independence from reality

Today is the day that our nation celebrates the colonies of America breaking away from the tyranny of Great Britain to form the greatest country in the world...the United States of America. To often we forget the struggles that our ancestors endured to build this great country. We have survived civil war, the Great Depression & many natural disasters. Through all of these tests what kept our country going was hope & the belief that all setbacks are temporary. I'm here to tell you that over 50% of our country does not believe what is happening to this country is a temporary setback. We believe it is a well thought out plan to systematically destroy our way of life. What if me & all of my Facebook friends behave like our current administration did? What if every single one of us were already deeply in debt but went to another lender & borrowed 100 times the amount we already owe at a astronomical interest rate? Then we all went to our employer & said you are going to have to raise our salary to cover this additional debt. Oh, I'm also not going to tell you why I did this or what I'm gonna do with this money. You know what would happen...we would be fired as the guys in the white jackets were putting the straight jacket on us! That is exactly what needs to happen to Obuma & all of his cronies. Fire them for what they are doing to this great country. I liken certain Democrats as ostriches; as they put their heads in the sand so they don't have to listen or watch what they have done. I am seeing many of them cringe as they see their President laugh & cut up on the beach as he visits the Gulf oil disaster. Even the most left wing are noticing when the Russian delegation didn't shake Obuma's hand at the arms treaty talk & realize our biggest rival doesn't respect him. The Democrats will be the ones that change this country back when they become sick & tired of his lies as well as when they accept that he is soooooo far in over his head & so are his advisers. Change is good, you wanted change & you voted for it. Now accept the fact you made a colossal mistake & fix it before it is too late. If is your kids that will suffer & you will have no one to blame but yourself. I don't have any kids(that i know about) & I have a passport....I will be fine. I can live on a dive boat in Australia, drinking better beer & watching the Vols on satellite t.v. You can't leave as you have to raise your family in a country that is going down the drain. Start today on the anniversary of other brave souls who were willing to do whatever it took to build a great nation! The picture is of some of our crew & I'm going to convince them to go out and borrow 100 more debt than they currently have then ask their boss for a raise to cover the debt. I will keep you posted.
Cheers,
Rip Pewett one fed up American