Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The search is on....again


Well, it has been awhile but I felt the need to speak to the masses. After months of trying to work things out with my ex, I have closed that chapter of my life & prepare to find the perfect woman for me. The girl in this picture got my attention at the UT-UCLA game for her hair but alas she advised me that the cuffs did not match the collar. I have been trying to keep a low profile to avoid upsetting my ex but that is all behind me now. It doesn't take long to realize not much ever changes when you get back out there. Women are still crazy, catty & looking for someone i.e. their soul mate that will marry them, give them babies & provide for them. I know I am painting with a broad brush the entire gender but I listen to their conversations & it will always remind me that i have forgotten to thank God for being a man today! I believe it is time to revive the famed Ripper Chick Questionnaire...guaranteed to remind me to run for Australia. I'll give you an example of how solid this questionnaire really is....Question #2...Do you like beer? If you answer No...proceed to bottom, sign your name....you just failed. The questionnaire is to remind myself that i am 42 yrs young & too old to put up with the craziness UNLESS a woman can pass my questionnaire. I'm not being cynical but I need to find someone as independent as me that does her own thing & likes hanging out with me when I'm not traveling around the world searching for treasure & one of a kind experiences. That is it in a nutshell but she would need to be at least 5'10" tall with a sexual trapeze in her bedroom as well! Until next time....remember Never,Never,Never Quit!
Cheers,
Ripper